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This Obama lapel pin thing doesn’t want to go away apparently.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/05/obamaflagpin-1.html

Here’s my beef with all of this – find me a lapel pin that is actually made in the USA.

Ben

I have a new appreciation for waterboarding. I spent the better part of the last week attached to a board being waterboarded. Only in this case it was not simulated drowning. It was real drowning. The worst part was that I kept going back every morning for more. I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. There is no way that waterboarding is worse the surfing when you don’t know how. Perhaps we should make the suspected terrorists go surfing every morning until they talk. I suspect they would crack pretty quick and we wouldn’t be accused of torturing them. In fact – I think we should make everyone in higher office (senate, house, presidency, etc) be forced to surf every day for a month to make sure they don’t crack.

Ben